Life Is Hell If You Are Well

Few days back I have written one post on Life is hell if you are not well, but when I thought the other side of being unwell, I feel like writing another post which says life is hell if you are well.
This thought came to my mind when I was sitting and working in office. Just imagine a day when you are not well, you take a day off from your office; now see the advantages that you get for being unwell.
1. You don’t have to travel so much to reach to your office.
2 Your body doest have to face the pollution and harassment.
3 You don’t have to face the same office work.
4 You don’t have to listen to your boss new ideas on your project.
5 You don’t have to take the usual canteen food.
6 And most important you don’t have to sit whole day on your work place.

There are n numbers of advantages that you can get once you are declared unwell.

Now see the advantages that you will get at home.
1. Whole day you will be relaxing.
2. You can watch movies or play games on laptop.
3. You will get good food to eat and every one will be around you to take your demands.

It’s like a day which every one wants to live through out his/her life.

So now I have changed my beliefs to life is hell if you are well.

Life Is Hell If you are not well

Few days back I had a conversation on this topic with my friends on facebook.I was bit depressed because of my health, my weight is 96kg which is not proportionate to my height. I do not take things personal when people tease me because of my weight. I love eating and can not compromise on my diet. My friends usually suggest me different ways of reducing weight, but their efforts are just waste.

But One day I felt very uncomfortable and put my status message on facebook."Life is Hell if you are not well”, people started commenting on it, and I felt this is the right way to motivate myself. My friends started pulling my leg on facebook, I was a bit embarrassed. I decided to reduce my weight in next one month and show to my friends.

Next morning I wake up at 6:00am, as soon as I came out of my house the atmosphere out side was very cold, but it was a beautiful morning, sky was deep blue in colour. I liked the overall appearance of morning. I felt like its worth getting up in morning and having such a nice view.

As this was my first day i decide not to run instead I will do a brisk walk. The place where I live is a village with lot of greenery, I was really enjoying my morning walk, and there is a small lake near to my house I decide to walk till that lake.

On my way I was enjoying the beauty of nature and interacting with them, that was a wonderful morning. With in 20min I reached there, lake was looking beautiful.

Every thing was going nice, I was enough motivated to continue this for next one month, and I was pretty sure that if I will continue this I will surely reduce my weight with in couple of month.

But all went in to vain; I had never thought that things can change in such a way that the day will become my last day of morning walk. There was some one who is waiting for me on that lake. It was a horrifying experience. It was a big giant DOG, he was hungry and in a search of some food there. He was big enough to counter a man. I was a bit nervous and pick up few stones in my hands, but that DOG was not afraid out of this move. He starting charging towards me, I started throwing stones at him, but nothing worked out. At last I decided to run from that place, that dog was just behind me and i was running after my life. I had never thought that my brisk walk will turn in to Olympic race. Luckily I escaped from that place. I was totally exhausted. I was shocked and depressed. I decide to go home as soon as possible.

That was my first and last day of morning walk, I never turned back to that lake even in day’s time. It was a horrifying experience.

One night @ the railway station

It was a nice chill winter day. On 21-Dec I left my office a bit early than usual. I was about to leave for kalyan in an hours time with my family. My wife and children were already waiting for me at Pune railway station. I reached there at 6:00pm and found them on Platform number 1. At 6:30 pm train arrived at platform Number 2, we stepped in to the train and sat on our reserved seats. At 6:35pm train left Pune station, I was bit nervous because this is the first time when I was having a train journey with my wife and kids. On the way my whole concentration was on my kids. It was a 3 hours journey to kalyan station. All went well, at 9:15PM train stopped at Kalyan station, we all went down from train and moved towards waiting room, which was on platform number 4. We entered in to the waiting room and placed our luggage safely. I told my wife to take care of children; meanwhile I will do the formalities for staying in waiting room. Our next train was at 1:15Am, with in few minutes we all got settled. We had our dinner in waiting room only. With in an hour’s time my daughter started yawning. She was feeling sleepy, in a few minutes she slept on her mothers shoulder. My Son started playing with some mobile games.

I knew that next 4 hours are going to be a nightmare for me; I can’t sleep because I have to look after my family and luggage. I was awake till 12:30Am and suddenly railway announcement told us that our train is delayed by 3 hours. I was totally depressed and thought its Indian railway and it’s quite usual. I knew that now I will not get sleep for this night. All went to sleep in waiting room there were very few people who were awake like me. I was feeling sleepy and my eyes turned red. At 4:15Am another announcement happened and this time we were lucky, because in few minutes our train was about to reach the platform.

Train was arriving on the same platform. I told my wife and children to wake up, we all started moving out of waiting room, in a few minutes train arrived, we all boarded in to the train.

Interesting Facts and Figures

1. The tip of an elephant's trunk is so sensitive and flexible that it can pick up a pin.
2. A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.
3. If just 25% of U.S. families used 10 fewer plastic bags a month, we would save over 2.5 BILLION bags a year.
4. Americans use 50 million tons of paper annually -- consuming more than 850 million trees.
5. The human population of the world is expected to be nearly tripled by the year 2100.
6. About 400 billion gallons water is used worldwide each day.
7. Earth travels through space at 66,700 miles per hour.
8. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
9. The total surface area of the Earth is 197 million square miles.
10. From a distance, Earth would be the brightest of the 9 planets. This is because sunlight is reflected by the planet's water.
11. Only 11 percent of the earth's surface is used to grow food.
12. Asia Continent is covered 30% of the total earth land area, but represent 60% of the world's population.
13. Only 3% water of the earth is fresh, rest 97% salted. Of that 3%, over 2% is frozen in ice sheets and glaciers. Means less than 1% fresh water is found in lakes, rivers and underground.
14. Earth is tipped at 23 and 1/2 degrees in orbit. That axis is what causes our seasons.
15. The gravity on Mars is 38% of that found on Earth. So a 100 pounds person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars.
16. The world's deadliest recorded earthquake occurred in 1557 in central China, more than 830,000 people were killed.
17. The Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall (979 meters / 3212 ft.), three times the size of the Eiffel Tower.
18. The lowest dry point on earth is the Dead Sea in the Middle East is about 1300 feet (400 meters) below sea level
19. The coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.
20. The EARTH has over 1,200,000 species of animals, 300,000 species of plants & 100,000 other species.
21. Mars days are 24 hours and 37 minutes long, compared to 23 hours, 56 minutes on Earth.

My Resume

CURRICULUM VITAE

Yogesh pandey
Cont.No:-9970965753
yogeshpandey83@rediffmail.com SR.NO-63/1K/3,
Janardhan Nagar,
Vadgaon shinde road
Lohagaon, Pune-47

OBJECTIVE: - I'm looking for a fixer-upper with a solid foundation. Am willing to tear down walls, build bridges, and light fires. I have great experience, lots of energy, a bit of that "vision thing" and I'm not afraid to start from the beginning.

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EXPERIENCE

Nov2008 - Working
Company Name:- Rankuno Interactive technology Pvt.Ltd
Position/Title:- Internet marketing Associate(SEO/SMO)/ Web Analyst

Work profile: -
• Contribute strategy and solutions to new business efforts.
• Working with standard clickstream analysis tools like Omniture, Google analytics etc.
• Analyzed Detailed Traffic Reports using Omniture Site Catalyst and Google Analytics.
• Proactively introduce new ideas for client initiatives
• Develop online outreach strategy
• Design and implement Omnitute Site Catalyst strategy and Integrated into online marketing strategy
• Identify, develop, and monitor website KPIs.
• Create custom reports and perform actual analysis to track customer behavior
• Present key analytic findings and related solutions to senior management
• Monitor online marketing campaigns and evaluate their effectiveness
• Developed reporting goals to match each site's unique business objectives
• Optimized web site for increased usability and interaction, and search engine recognition.
• Tracked web content changes with web metrics for trends. This resulted in creating an integrated product launch strategy for multiple conversions.
• Develop and implement specific action plans for clients based upon their unique business goals
• Develop and maintain high-level reports and dashboards for client website on a daily, monthly, and quarterly basis, providing accurate and insightful data and analysis on Search Engine Optimization (SEO), and Channel Acquisition to maximize revenue.
• Proactively introduce new ideas for client initiatives
• Develop online outreach strategy
• Conduct online research to identify Web sites and online influencers for outreach
• Develop and manage online strategic partnerships for client projects
• Concept and manage paid placement opportunities, including sponsorships and search engine and banner advertising (organic search engine marketing)
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July 2008- Dec 2008
Company Name:- Weblistic India Pvt. Ltd (Division of spotrunner)
Position/Title:- Internet marketing coordinator

Work profile: - Managing and coordinating a complete online advertising campaign to put our Advertiser business in search results pages, Google Maps listings, Internet yellow pages directories, and more.
1) Assist in creating Internet Marketing Campaigns for US based local businesses.
2) Analyzing competitive Internet websites to generate market intelligence about various US local business categories.
3) Developing lists of targeted search phrases and keywords for bidding on search engines like Google, Yahoo!, MSN.
4) Writing relevant, call-to action advertising copy which meets the specifications of individual search engines.
5) Create Internet marketing campaign on various Search Engines such as Google, Yahoo! And MSN using a variety of web based software tools.
6) Tracking performance of the internet Marketing Campaigns.

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Dec 2007-July2008
Company Name: - Cybage software Pvt. Ltd.
Position/Title: Technical Support Executive.

Client: Operative

Role: Trafficker
Client Description: Operative has grown to be the world's leading on-line media operations. Company. Operative provide workflow software that allows for seamless orchestration of
proposals, inventory, and higher yield of digital ads, coupled with a combination of lean Six Sigma consulting to help improve operational processes, and ad trafficking services.
Process Description:
• Operative has an online Queue Management System (QMS) through which we communicate with the publishers and traffic their requested campaigns for their web sites.
• Publisher’s we are working for: Economist, Irish Times, Totaltele & Computerwire
• Ad Servers we have used: DART & Euroclick
• Trafficking the requested campaigns of the publishers in Double-click & Euroclick ad servers as per the Insertion Order they use to provide through QMS.
• Using an ad server and working with third-party creative tags such as DoubleClick, Atlas, Mediaplex, Tangozebra & Eyeblaster etc to process the campaign. Finally analyze the entire campaign for its quality to meet six sigma level and providing reports to the publishers.
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Aug 2006-Dec 2007
Company Name: - INFOSYS BPO LIMITED.
Position/Title: - Process Executive.
Work profile:-
1) Working for British telecom process. Repairs faults for Broadband connections logged by service providers with BT on behalf of their users. If required call customers and test equipments at their end to get a resolution. If cannot get resolution then book engineer visit.
2) Upgrades broadband line connections from 2 Megs to 8 Megs on request by the service provider on behalf of their end users.

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Educational Qualification
• Pursuing MBA from ICFAI.
• Completed B.Sc (Electronics) in 2006 at Fergusion College from Pune University.
• Completed H.S.C from CBSE board in 2003.

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Technical Skills:-
Practical Knowledge of (C, C++, MATLAB, PSPICE, VHDL, HTML) SEO on page/off page techniques.


Skills
That "vision thing", public speaking, motivating teams, and helping to create really amazing products.


PROJECT DONE IN COLLEGE
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Project Title : - FIBER OPTIC COMMUNICATION
Team size : - Individual
Description : - This particular application is for the audio based communication through the light medium in the form of laser light. Through this we can communicate with other within the range of the laser light i.e. about 500 meters perfectly, when the distance is more than 500 meters there is some malfunctioning of the circuit in transmission or reception of signal of the modulated light.
In order to increase to increase the distance of communication one can use the fiber optic cable for large distance communication. In this one end of the optical cable is placed exactly in front of the transmitter light source & the other end is placed in exactly front of the receiver sensor, the light travels through this optical medium through a large distance & is received at the output end. In this way one can communicate easily and freely, this circuit is cost efficient as well as easy to use.

Personal dossier
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Date of Birth :- 09 Oct 1983
Sex :- Male
Marital Status :- Married.
Languages Known :- English, Hindi.
Hobbies :- Music (jagjit, Bryan), Making Friends,Meeting new people, Reading, Chatting, Traveling. ----------------------------------------------------------------
Strength :-
Hard working, ability to lead, positive Attitude, Good communication skills.Achievements
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1. Won Badminton competition at Mumbai regional level
2. Played Volley Ball competition at college level.
3. Score 68% at all India general Knowledge test (conducted by a wing of USO).
4. Won many prizes in different C.C.A competitions.
5. Participation in various events such as debates, quizzes, anchoring.
6. Strong flair for management.


I am of opinion that the organization I will work for will be benefited by my above-mentioned skills. I am sure that my positive attitude, sincerity and hard work will help me to seek challenging career where my skills will be best utilized and I get mutual value for the organization and myself.